Survivor...Ohio Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, OSU Networks is planning to do it's own show entitled: "Survivor... Ohio Style".

The contestants will start in Columbus, travel west to Dayton, Eaton and up to Toledo. From there they will head over to Cleveland, down to Youngstown, up through Akron and then on to Marietta.They will then proceed to Zanesville, down to Chillicothe, then south to Jackson and Portsmouth, west through Wilmington, Cincinnati, and then back up to Columbus.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with a Michigan license plate and large bumper stickers that read "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR stinks," "Go Blue", "Deer Hunting is Murder", and "A Buckeye is just a useless nut"

The first one who makes it back to Columbus alive wins!